Anyone notice how MySpace spies on your interests and generates ads that are seemingly appropriate?
After proudly proclaiming on my page "This Kittens Got Claws!" I have been bombarded with kitten adverts.
1.Draw A Kitten!
2.Kitten Grooming School
3.Find the BEST Cat Food!
What I love is how they throw only one in the mix, to make it seem totally random. Wait, you have an interest in, or are somehow affiliated with, cats? Who knew!
But most importantly,
Can you seriously get a job grooming kittens!? Don't get me wrong, I love a full grown cat, but kittens? Holy. Shit.
I feel like my (totally made up, symbolic) guidance counselor should've clued me into this a long time ago, like 5th grade. Thanks a lot, standardized aptitude tests!
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